Alex Emerald's Tumblr Thing

.jnf.: JILL FROM MIAMI

Sun, 25 Mar 2012 15:42:22 -0400

Two points seem like relevant background for this story.

1. I attract weirdos and weird shit happens to me a lot. I can’t figure out if I am just personally blessed/cursed with constant HIJINKS! or if I just pay attention more than most people and so I notice the hijinks. But either way, weirdos…

"All the adults are saying, ‘We need to improve science in the world. Let’s train the kids.’ I’ve..."

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 07:04:37 -0400

“All the adults are saying, ‘We need to improve science in the world. Let’s train the kids.’ I’ve never heard an adult say, ‘We need more science in the world. Train me.’”

- Neil deGrasse Tyson, on America’s lack of science literacy (via theatlantic)

I am saying it!!!! Train me!!!! Let me into med school!

Yeah, Neil could train me in science as much as he’d like.

Photo

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:56:00 -0400

cabinporn: The Human Nest at Treebones Resort in Big Sur

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:49:35 -0400

cabinporn:

The Human Nest at Treebones Resort in Big Sur

edwardspoonhands: Worst Touchdown ever? Meet best touchdown...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:29:13 -0400

edwardspoonhands:

Worst Touchdown ever? Meet best touchdown ever.

Trayvon Martin: "Walking while black" is now a justifiable reason to kill someone.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:31:21 -0400

Trayvon Martin: "Walking while black" is now a justifiable reason to kill someone.:

shisaa:

Trayvon Martin, a 17 year old, was walking home with Skittles he had just bought for his younger brother. A neighborhood watch captain vigilante saw him and called 911, saying he was “suspicious”. 911 basically told him to fuck off, a police cruiser was on the way. But George Zimmerman didn’t back down. He followed Trayvon in his car. He got out of his car, and there was an altercation. And then he shot and killed Trayvon. He admitted to shooting and killing Trayvon, claiming it was “self defense”. The police let him go. He killed a boy whose only crime was walking while being black, and he’s walking free.

Please sign the petition to get Florida to prosecute 17 year old Trayvon Martin’s killer.

sexxxisbeautiful: garconniere: rawr. can everyone just take...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:28:00 -0400

sexxxisbeautiful:

garconniere:

rawr.

can everyone just take off their homophobopants and admit that everyone looks good in the right shade of lipstick

lacigreen: dumbthingswhitepplsay: wicked-grace: This is a...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:24:22 -0400

lacigreen:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

wicked-grace:

This is a First Lady Michelle Obama appreciation post, prompted by a racist bigot classmate of mine, who called her ugly, obnoxious, and undignified. I don’t care about discussing politics here on my tumblr, but I do care about posting various pictures of one of the most beautiful, intelligent, and dignified First Ladies the USA has ever had the pleasure of gracing the White House.

Haters to the left.

All da way to the left.

so graceful and beautiful.

undeniably.

stfusexists: jessicavalenti: My new favorite politician....

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:22:32 -0400

stfusexists:

jessicavalenti:

My new favorite politician. Oklahoma Senator Judy Eason McIntyre holds a sign at a pro-choice rally yesterday that reads, “If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a Senator.” (It’s too bad, though, that the mainstream press seems focused on this particular sign rather than the fact that so many people came out to protest the awful personhood bill.

Can we please clone this woman and just have her represent every district? Please?

lacigreen: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: damnthatswhatshesaid: ...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:21:09 -0400

lacigreen:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his dick?

Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!

so that’s how those holes got in there.

It’s the faces on the other characters that get me.

lacigreen: awesomeness and adorableness. Had to reblog.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:13:37 -0400

lacigreen:

awesomeness and adorableness. Had to reblog.

lacigreen: fuckyeahqueerrevolt: Homophobia and hate are in our...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:11:31 -0400

lacigreen:

fuckyeahqueerrevolt:

Homophobia and hate are in our generation, this is not a problem of the old or conservative. Homophobia is in your family, your friends, and schools.

Speak out!

maxiandapril: In our ongoing mission to prove to the world… ....

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:11:14 -0400

maxiandapril:

In our ongoing mission to prove to the world… . or tumblr that women are accurately portrayed in comics and naturally contort themselves into pretzels on a daily basis, we present to you another one of our daily life photos.

Here is what we normally look like when we pay our bills.

baddominicana: lol i want one.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:10:34 -0400

baddominicana:

lol i want one.

lacigreen: fuckyeahgirlcrush: This is smart and I like it.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:10:19 -0400

lacigreen:

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

This is smart and I like it.

fckyeahhiphoplyrics: Sick and Tired by Shihan.

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:09:52 -0400

fckyeahhiphoplyrics:

Sick and Tired by Shihan.

Photo

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:07:57 -0400

stfusexists: jessicavalenti: My new favorite politician....

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:06:40 -0400

stfusexists:

jessicavalenti:

My new favorite politician. Oklahoma Senator Judy Eason McIntyre holds a sign at a pro-choice rally yesterday that reads, “If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a Senator.” (It’s too bad, though, that the mainstream press seems focused on this particular sign rather than the fact that so many people came out to protest the awful personhood bill.

Can we please clone this woman and just have her represent every district? Please?

lacigreen: the-unpopular-opinions: If you are 18 years old and...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 04:46:24 -0400

lacigreen:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you are 18 years old and your number of sexual partners exceeds one hand, that’s pretty depressing and pathetic.

it’s so cute when people think their brand of sexuality is superior to everyone else’s.

(and by cute i mean small minded and obnoxious)

What Laci said.

fuckyeahdementia: take this [via]

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 04:45:02 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

take this

[via]